We arrived in Stockholm and found our way to our hotel around 2:00 yesterday afternoon. We hadn’t eaten since an early breakfast that morning, so we quickly found a little sidewalk cafe about two blocks from the hotel. Jamie took one look at the truly stunning Swedish women eating lunch at this ordinary cafe, looked at me and said, “Holy crap. I’m becoming a lesbian.” Couldn’t say I blamed her.
Today we were walking down to the harbor and she spotted a Swedish man with a great head of hair (I hate the son of a bitch) and just enough stubble on his face to make him seem like a bad boy. He was also wearing one of the very tight suits that seem to be in fashion here.
I looked at her. I waited. And waited. And waited.
She finally looked away from him, turned to me and said, “I changed my mind.”
NOTE: The photo above is obviously not taken at the restaurant. We were taking a boat tour of Stockholm yesterday and these girls in bikinis all waved as we went by. I’m pretty sure they were waving at me.