Good God Almighty, what the hell is that thing on my plate? Everyone knows ordinary beef hot dogs are made out of cancerous eyeballs and left-over hooves and diseased entrails, so I ordered a chicken hot dog on our Air Asia flight between Singapore and Bali. A chicken hot dog just sounded so much healthier than a regular hot dog.Unfortunately, the hot dog they delivered looked like the chicken was either anemic or albino and had the consistency of oatmeal with skin. And the bun. What can I say about the bun? How about, it might have been ok if it hadn’t been left in the microwave for about ten minutes. It literally crumbled when I attempted to eat it.
It tasted like crap, so I put some ketchup on it. Which only made it taste like crap with ketchup.
We’re flying Air Asia again from Bali to Perth. Mmmmmm. I can’t wait.