Back in Australia our friend Dr John always said, “Jamie has the face of an angel.” Neighbor Scottie said, “She’s a delicate porcelain doll.”
What the hell? Jamie just got her Texas driver license renewed. No one else in the world is happy with their official government photos but this one makes her look like the impossibly perfect creature John and Scottie imagine her to be.
In other words, it’s pretty damn realistic.
But don’t be fooled by any photos. She’s tough as an old army mule. And even more stubborn. Tenacious. I meant more tenacious.
By the way, why is it called a “driver’s license” in California but a “driver license” in Texas?
Totally stunning. We are not allowed to smile in ours so we all look like Crims instead haha