Back in Australia our friend Dr John always said, “Jamie has the face of an angel.” Neighbor Scottie said, “She’s a delicate porcelain doll.”
What the hell?
The woman just had her driver license renewed by the Texas Department of Motor Vehicles. No one else in the world is happy with their official government photos but this one makes her look like the impossibly perfect creature John and Scottie and so many other people imagine her to be.
In other words, it’s pretty damn realistic.
But don’t be fooled by any photos. She may have the face of an angel, but she’s far from delicate. In fact, she’s tough as an old army mule. And even more stubborn. Tenacious. I meant more tenacious.
By the way, can anyone tell me why it’s called a “driver’s license” in California but a “driver license” in Texas?
Totally stunning. We are not allowed to smile in ours so we all look like Crims instead haha