Hah! I wrote that headline and spellcheck changed “guapo” to “guano.” I must admit that spellcheck may just be more accurate.
Guapo means handsome. Guano means…well, let’s be delicate here…fertilizer.
But you must admit that I look pretty damn sexy in my new Argentinian leather hat. (In case you were wondering, yes, that’s my sexy look I’m giving the camera.)
UPDATE: Jamie, my supposedly-loving wife, just told me that my sexy face “needs a little work.” According to her it looks more like a RBF (Resting Bitch Face). Nice.