McKinney, Texas: Tawny Kitaen, my longtime girlfriend, passes away
Tawny Kitaen, 1980s sex kitten, has passed away. She was just 59 years old. Not even my closest friends know about the long term relationship Tawny and I shared. But now that she has passed on to that Great Music Video in the Sky, it’s time for the truth to come out. But first, let’s pause for 4 minutes and 31 seconds to remember what critics universally acknowledge as her greatest performance: “Hot Babe With Giant ‘80s Hair Rolling Around On A Jaguar Sedan” in White Snake’s “Here I Go Again” video. Tawny and I first met back in 2001. Fate brought us together at about 11:30 a.m. on a misty Saturday morning at Starbuck’s at Fashion Island in Newport Beach. Our relationship quickly blossomed … Continue reading McKinney, Texas: Tawny Kitaen, my longtime girlfriend, passes away
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