I can’t watch Wheel of Fortune. It’s the dullest show on television. Pat Sajak, its host, seems to have been sleepwalking through his job for the twenty years or so. I can’t blame him. I mean, how many times can you say, “Choose a vowel” before you start begging random strangers to put a bullet in your head.
That being said, Sajak is actually a very funny guy off the air. He’s semi-famous for his hilarious Tweets. Like this one, for example:
I forwarded this Tweet to my friend Ray because I thought it sounded like something he would say. He knows Jamie and I have been married for about a thousand years so he asked if that’s how she treats me.
A funny man, that Raymundo.