McKinney, Texas: My Whoopi Goldberg story

I have been accused of having a story for any random subject that may get mentioned. I do not deny it. You may have read that hideous, bloviating cow esteemed television personality Whoopi Goldberg is in trouble for opening her ugly pie hole and spewing an anti-Semitic thought or two on national television. No, I take that back. I doubt that any thought whatsoever has gone into anything this vile pile has ever said or done. So, of course, this would be an appropriate time to tell my own Whoopi Goldberg story. (I normally say that 98% of is 99% true, but in this case names and details have been intentionally blurred to protect the innocent.) A number of years ago I got a … Continue reading McKinney, Texas: My Whoopi Goldberg story