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Ubud, Bali, Indonesia: Sexy bitch

October 2, 2015 Jim 2 Comments

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When we returned to our hotel room after dinner, we found that they had scattered rose petals on our bed and left us each a traditional Balinese night gown. Jamie donned hers and then used her considerable powers of persuasion to convince me to put mine on, too.

When she stopped laughing, she told me I looked like Star Trek’s Captain Jean-Luc Picard in his dressing gown. I think she thought that might embarrass me, but c’mon, that’s just about the coolest thing you could possibly tell a Trekkie like me.

Here for your viewing pleasure: Rose petals. A traditional Balinese dressing gown. And the sexy bitch.

And, of course, here is Jean-Luc Picard, my inspiration. That Star Trek dude ain’t got nothin’ on me, if I do say so myself.

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  1. RAY HALL says

    October 2, 2015 at 11:07 am

    Hope there is no internet in haven, the words flowing from your father’s mouth would make me blush.

  2. Ray says

    October 2, 2015 at 11:42 am

    What, no pictures of Jamie in her Balinese gown? Darn!

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