Please allow me to quote the uncaring shrew: “I’m sick and tired of seeing those same seven T-shirts every week. I’m going to burn them when we get home.”
I do not hold these harsh, unkind words against her and I urge you not to, either. She is simply a woman and, therefore, genetically unable to comprehend the close bond that develops between a man and his favorite well-worn T-shirts.
But make no mistake — these are no ordinary T-shirts. They were all carefully selected from hundreds of designs available from my radio T-shirt website, RadioLogoLand.com, before we left home. They honor the greatest Top 40 radio stations of all time, for god’s sake.
Of course, I have personal reasons for objecting to her willingness to discard things that are old and gray.
UPDATE: She has also threatened to burn the red sweatshirt I wore every day for the first five weeks of this trip.
She’s probably not alone in her sentiment.
Be cautious about pushing her Jim. Keep in mind the potential of what she could turn in to.